Petito's Tight Slice was born inside a grocery store dumpster right next to some freezer-burned frozen pizzas, a box of melted fudgesicles, and an overripe Florida Avocado. Later these rotten ingredients were whipped in a factory vat and pushed through screens until they were refined into a thick, syrupy concoction suitable for poster and t-shirt printing. Now this patent-pending byproduct of graphic design is being catered to carnival vending carts and farm-league snack bars, confectionary and stationery shoppes, lowly crackerjacks and humdrum firecrackers nationwide. Currently Petito's Tight Slice works exclusively with Mama's Sauce Print Shoppe for all screen-printed and letter-pressed sundries. Come get some more!